Usually I don't blog about bar anecdotes, but I know this one is true and it's really too hilarious to keep it for myself.

Two days ago, my friend was drinking a beer at a strip club when a stripper talking to a guy at the bar suddenly took a beer bottle and smashed it on his head !

I don't know how many newtons one must apply on a beer bottle in order to successfully explode it on someone's head.. but I do know that it will only happen at high velocity and it will most likely be nothing like Hollywood.

The guy ended up with a missing ear chunk and the stripper banned from the club.

If this story had ended there I would not have blogged about it, but my friend knew the doorman well so he got the big picture of what exactly happened. Of course there is still chances that it's not accurate, but I think that It's quite plausible and well .. too funny.

Long story short, the stripper allegedly accosted the poor guy and started ranting about her profitless night and pointed out that another stripper who took 2 clients (multitasking?) was the cause of her misfortune.

The guy should have used some tact when he replied that it was not the other girl's fault, but because she was fat.

Message to that guy:

If you ever see someone who starts giggling uncontrollably at the sigh of your ear, this might be me. Sorry in advance.